Finished editing An Idiot Abroad 3.
It’s great and builds nicely to the best episode of all three series I’d say. (You’ll be the judge of that.)
It’s a three-part epic adventure following the footsteps of Marco Polo from Venice to China. It’s quite filmic in that there’s an added element to the narrative with Karl and Warwick’s relationship.
I’m thinking of doing an edit where you can watch it as one long movie. Maybe for the DVD.
My other job this week of course was editing Derek. I’d say it’s 70% there. I have the same feeling I had when I was making The Office.
A mixture of excitement and fear. It’s certainly a return to real observations about normal life.
It’s probably even more real than The Office in some ways but with more drama. People keep asking me if it’s a comedy, a drama or a comedy drama. I guess the answer is it’s what ever you think real life is.
A lot of Ricky fans are screaming, “Is there anything that The Rickster used to wear (at either end of his body), that he has signed and put on ebay for auction?”
Well the answer is “Yes.”
A wooly Pilky hat in aid of St. Mungos.
And some Puma trainers in aid of Small Steps Charity.
My old clothes should be very valuable now. Ever since I got voted Best Dressed Man in The Universe by the mighty E! Channel.
Dreams can come true. Thank you.
Spent another week editing Derek.
It’s turning out swell, as they say in America. Well, they did in the 1930s anyway.
My first mistake was casting people who will beat me to the BAFTA this time. Imagine if Karl Pilkington won an award for acting. It would be a bigger travesty than when I did. He’s great in it, I must say. Everyone is, but just his little gimp face makes me laugh before he even says anything.
Also finished An Idiot Abroad 3. We even started on the director’s commentary for the DVD. At one point Karl said, “The Chinese language is just a noise.” I quickly pointed out that Karl is a lovely bloke, without a malicious bone in his body, whose words sometimes bypass the brain. It’s a very funny commentary though. Lots of arguing and moaning if you can imagine that. Haha.
The launch of my little app, Just Sayin’, went very well and we’ve had hundreds of thousands of downloads already and we haven’t even started the promotion properly yet. Thank you. I even got Karl on it. He moaned about apps, Twitter and fan sites and the internet in general. Nice target marketing there. Unbelievable.
I’m doing my 23rd Letterman appearance to talk about it next month, along with The View so it should really start taking off in a big way hopefully. Please download it here.[iTunes App store link]
Oh, and it’s free by the way.
Ricky Gervais: PHILANTHROPIST
Spent the week editing Derek.
At first I was depressed about having so much wasted stuff, because each ep had to be cut from 40 or 50 minutes down to a measly 24. Then, not only did I remember how insatiable the appetite for DVD extras and exclusive web material is these days, but also that the more great stuff you have to throw out the better the finished product is. I went through the same with The Office. And that turned out quite well.
Karl came in to watch the rough edits. He loved them… He actually laughed all the way through. I’ve never seen him do that before. The only time I’ve even heard him say he liked something was the animation. I think he was also very relieved. He was very nervous about acting at all, and even though he got more confident during the filming, and even got to really like it, he was still very anxious about watching himself in the finished article. He had nothing to worry about. He’s fucking brilliant in it.
Here he is all chuffed…
He had another little rant about the internet though. He said he wanted to “thump people who leave comments on forums in the ‘ed.” Haha. “I wish I could turn the internet off and see ‘em panickin’.”
He also got annoyed at people on X Factor: “They all say ‘I’m different.’ No you’re not. You’re the same as the last fuckin’ nob ‘ed that was just on.”…
When he’s right, he’s right.
In general though he’s the happiest I’ve ever seen him. He’s buzzing about the new Idiot Abroad and says that meeting the conjoined twins in India was the best thing he’s ever done. It is quite amazing TV. The questions he asked them are stunning. That’s all I’m prepared to say for now.
So, I didn’t win an Emmy. I was up for my Golden Globes hosting against LL Cool J (Grammys) & Neil Patrick Harris (Tonys) who won.
But I did hand a couple out. During one part of one of my presentations a big booming voice from the heavens said something like “cue FX”… someone had obviously faded up a live mic in the control room. It made me jump and so of course I said, “I’m an atheist, but that scared me”. Always nice to say the A word on primetime US network TV.
Seeing this sign on the way didn’t teach me anything
Fellow scumbag Jon Stewart won for the squillionth time and here he is after looking very pleased about it. I sent this picture to him and he said he looks like that because he just realised we all die. Haha.
After the show we were whisked off to the HBO party as usual. It’s the only place to be.
I bumped into Michael J Fox and Jane Fonda. I know Michael but I’d never met Jane before. She introduced her self by saying, “Hello, I’m Jane Fonda.” I laughed and said, “Yeah..I know.” How sweet is that?
The next day I popped to New York.
I’m still there.
Spend the week in LA launching my app; JustSayin’
Please download it. It’s free. [App Store link]
I launched a JustSayin’ competition on Conan to find the next big stand up and also showed the world my hidden talents…
But the best thing about being a technology mogul is having my own business cards.
The logo reminds me of Karl. Round and simple.
The Derek experience just seems to get better and better. Another great week, culminated in two glorious days in Broadstairs, on the Kent coast.
Karl paddling in the sea, fully clothed, getting hit by a wave and losing his glasses was an amazing stroke of luck that we captured on camera. I nearly burst of course. Like an old pro, he swore and ranted in character. Or as close as damn it. Haha.
In my spare time I wrote a little piece for The Wall Street Journal about the creation of The Office.
Thanks to everyone on Twitter who gave me feedback for the prototype of my little app, JustSayin. Very useful indeed. We will be incorporating a few innovations in time for the official launch this month.
And finally, thank you to everyone of my 3 million followers. That’s more than most newspapers. And yes, I understand that with great power comes great responsibility. So I’d like to say to all you kids out there, please don’t try this at home…
I am a trained gimpologist.